Test Drive 1

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Test Drive 1

Welcome to the beta test of BadgerNet, Multiversal Edition! Settle in and enjoy your posting experiences. Everything in this will be non-canon.

Here're some example prompts to play around with. You can make up your own!

1. An embarrassing moment of yours just got posted to the site. Oops!
2. Post your proudest moment to the site.
3. Hiccup Event: Vampires. Everyone affected is a vampire, your choice of what style of vampire.
4. Hiccup Event: Disney Princess. Animals just won't leave you alone!
5. Hiccup Event: Actor. You believe you're an actor playing the role of yourself as a character and you have the props and everything to prove it. Chill offstage and all that.
6. You're livestreaming a dramatic moment in your life.
7. Asking the people on the site for advice on something.

And so on. Be sure to read the rules and FAQ before posting.

Comments

aaaaaa cute

[devoutish]

Fluffy thing. Often white. Some people take shears to them, and make shapes out of the fur.

[fruitknife]

['Parallel universes' has dinged enough other people on this thing. Why not them, too.

Shit. And this is already a goddamn mess. Guns or monsters, what a shit lottery. At least it ain't both.

I guess... controlling it's really what's eating at me, even if that's gonna look different than it does for you. Gotta get good quick when people's lives are on the line. [And that's one race Aki's definitely going to win, just because it's another way to punch his problems.]

Also: Still don't understand how turning into a tower and back every night hasn't fucked up the school beyond belief.

[devoutish]

A 'kind of' skeleton. The kind that speaks and moves on its own? Or do you only write?

[silentsummoning]

There will be no shearing my fur. But they do sound more like pets than people.

video

[devoutish]

You haven't tried everything, surely.

[Have you tried throwing it against the wall yet? BRB, he's going to give that a go. Enjoy the dizzying view as the feed films itself sailing through the air.]

[devoutish]

You compulsively what.

[Explain your newfangled terminology, Deedee!]

[devoutish]

You've got half my attention at best, mate.

[Which is honestly more posturing than truth at this point. He scratches thoughtfully at his beard, considering the words on the page.]

Have you got any pomegranate seeds for me?

!!! LOOK IF WE GET PAST THREE COMMENTS THAT'S A PERSONAL BEST IT'S FINE

[fruitknife]

Sure you're not, because I'm not gonna let you.

It's an option in the sense where I get to make my own choices, Aki. And I don't wanna do more harm than good. It's just a thing, all right.

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

... You can move the moon???

YOU'RE ON

[tobestronger]

Then you're coming.

[As though that were even a question.]

You won't.

Because I won't let you.

[orionwho]

I am a goddess, you know. And the moon happens to be one of my domains.

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

... As a young student of science, I think I'm supposed to be skeptical, but given I'm now a young vampire of science and all the other weird crap with it, I think just accepting it and asking for your help is probably the smart move.

I've heard some people can cross between worlds somehow - do you know anything about that, if I might ask? Since I'm guessing you're not on Terca Lumereis...

HELL YEAH

[fruitknife]

Somebody's gotta make sure you don't turn yourself into a fucking chalk outline.

I'll hold you to that, then.

[accidentallich]

The kind that moves and speaks, although I don't really have anyone to talk to.

[tigerpoet]

I wasn't going to!

[preventedmurder]

Well, I'm the last person who's going to turn down a hand with that, considering they've been plaguing humanity since before the start of recorded history. I don't think we're gonna run out.

Rebooting your cat is a very normal process

[notafreakingcat]

It's easy to be nice to you, Lady Ann! I'm in Ren's room, right now. I found this computer behind some old boxes!

Re: 7

[notafreakingcat]

What's a furry? That's normally an adjective, but you say it like it's a name or something.

[ordinarythings]

I expect such an invitation wouldn't have...what did it say, then?

[notafreakingcat]

It's one of a few things we've got planned to talk about. Lotta stuff going on, recently.

[notafreakingcat]

What?? There's other talking cats out there?

[zenryokubatankyu]

Other ha--OH WAIT A MINUTE
you're the other guy! the one who likes cats, just like ichimacchan~
it's really nice to meet you! i thought we could maybe be friends :D

[Sure, why not.]

[savagewolfyuri]

Hang on, Rita, give me a second.

[He can be serious...like when he's fantasy Batman.]

So, a moon showed up inside Aspio, and you changed along with your clothes, right? Do you...want blood?

voice

[zenryokubatankyu]

Ummm.

Hi! I'm Osomatsu! I don't know anything about a commander or a bunker, but...your voice is pretty!

[Sorry, 2B. You connected to an idiot instead.]

[zenryokubatankyu]

you shou

oh hey wait that's sarcastic isn't it.
it was difficult!
you gotta take pride in even the little things...