Test Drive 1

[badgernet]

Test Drive 1

Welcome to the beta test of BadgerNet, Multiversal Edition! Settle in and enjoy your posting experiences. Everything in this will be non-canon.

Here're some example prompts to play around with. You can make up your own!

1. An embarrassing moment of yours just got posted to the site. Oops!
2. Post your proudest moment to the site.
3. Hiccup Event: Vampires. Everyone affected is a vampire, your choice of what style of vampire.
4. Hiccup Event: Disney Princess. Animals just won't leave you alone!
5. Hiccup Event: Actor. You believe you're an actor playing the role of yourself as a character and you have the props and everything to prove it. Chill offstage and all that.
6. You're livestreaming a dramatic moment in your life.
7. Asking the people on the site for advice on something.

And so on. Be sure to read the rules and FAQ before posting.

Comments

[lightnovelexperiences]

Wait, you're not doing this on purpose? I compulsively meme anyway so BadgerNet tends to leave me alone, but uh.

Welcome to BadgerNet, it likes to badger folk?

[notably given her icons... the voice talking is a wavery tenor. And the face in the book is of an overweight mannish-looking fellow in glasses, who definitely has an Ashkenaz schnoz.]

[devoutish]

You compulsively what.

[Explain your newfangled terminology, Deedee!]

[lightnovelexperiences]

Meme. Uh, joke, make pataphorical references to media we've absorbed, sometimes involving putting the words of characters into cats caught in awkward poses. Making obscure-ass triple pun reacharounds that would make Maimonides squint.

For example.

[He posts this... incomprehensible garbage meme, and then winces and shrugs and gets anxious and stuttery.]

This would probably mean more to you if you had ever heard of Another World Online. Or Kamen Rider Build. Or - or, uh, okay, bad example...