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Aesop Carl, the Embalmer ([personal profile] aesopsfunerals) wrote in [community profile] badgernet_ooc 2020-09-30 01:03 am (UTC)

Aesop Carl | Identity V Stage Play | Open for Threadjacking, excuse the lack of icons.

[Embarrassing moment]
[ Aesop Carl is a quiet man. The sort of person who doesn't enjoy or understand the need to socialize with living people.

The sudden introduction of a strange social network that forces you to interact with others becomes a huge problem in his case, especially since it materialized as a magic book that's somehow linked to a flying camera.

Now everyone's being treated to a video from the camera's perceptive as it follows an increasingly irritated embalmer through an old mansion. ]


... Go away. [ He tries to shoo it off, it doesn't listen. ] Leave me alone!

[Advice?]
[ FINE. The Badger wins. He'll go write something to the faceless masses so it'll stop bothering him. ]

Why does this network exist?


[ ... Yeah, he couldn't think of anything else to post. The faceless masses are still a bit intimidating. ]

[Princess Hiccup]
[ The post starts with an image of Aesop strapped to a rocket chair. A small menagerie surrounds him; A squirrel, an owl, multiple cats, a rabbit, and even a boar. ]

This was taken during the last match. I "died" about two minutes in.
Where are all these animals coming from?

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