badgernet_ooc | Test Drive 1

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Test Drive 1

Welcome to the beta test of BadgerNet, Multiversal Edition! Settle in and enjoy your posting experiences. Everything in this will be non-canon.

Here're some example prompts to play around with. You can make up your own!

1. An embarrassing moment of yours just got posted to the site. Oops!
2. Post your proudest moment to the site.
3. Hiccup Event: Vampires. Everyone affected is a vampire, your choice of what style of vampire.
4. Hiccup Event: Disney Princess. Animals just won't leave you alone!
5. Hiccup Event: Actor. You believe you're an actor playing the role of yourself as a character and you have the props and everything to prove it. Chill offstage and all that.
6. You're livestreaming a dramatic moment in your life.
7. Asking the people on the site for advice on something.

And so on. Be sure to read the rules and FAQ before posting.

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I don't have much in the first place.

Okay, this'll be easier if I know who/what you are. I mean "not eating in centuries" definitely means you're some kinda something different.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a lich. No sense of taste left. I could give up internet for the day, I guess...?

Yeah, that probably works, actually.

Also what's a lich?

It's a kind of magic skeleton, I think? I'm sorry, it wasn't my idea and I didn't stick around to ask questions after I ended up like this.

Okay, so that definitely falls into the "something freaky I'll probably run into someday" category.

No offense.

Were you cursed into one or something?

Tricked into drinking a potion. I don't think I want to know what was in it.

That's probably a safe bet, yeah.

Although really, how did you let yourself get tricked into that? Did you not know it was a potion?

My boyfriend told me it was a health drink.

[For some reason he never considered that his boyfriend could be a member of the undead trying to turn him into one too! Weird!]

Wait is he still your boyfriend?

Of course not! I told him I never wanted to see him again!

Okay good. Just checking.

That's definitely some bad luck though, man.

It's alright. I've had a long time to accept it, so you don't need to waste any sympathy on me.

How do you accept something like that, though?

Time, mostly. Besides, it's not that bad these days. The internet was invented, so I can still talk to people without leaving my apartment or showing my face.

That sounds really boring. Can't you find some kind of potion that will undo the first one?

I don't know the first thing about magic, or who to ask, and I can't just go out and search, so... no?

Okay, I get that before this whole weird website started, but now you have this whole weird website. I'm sure someone here knows about magic.

Basically I think you asked the wrong question, dude.

I don't want to be a bother.

Seriously? Because I think when you've been turned into a skeleton man, most people would consider that a good reason to just, you know, think about yourself.

I'm already a monster, the least I can do is keep to myself and not cause trouble.

[This actual child does not deserve to have to deal with Gershom's self-esteem issues, I am sorry.]

[This actual child doesn't deserve to deal with a lot of things but it would be a whole lot less interesting that way.]

Asking a question on the internet isn't going to cause trouble. I mean, it could. But in this case I don't see that happening.

People have their own worries to deal with without being concerned for mine. I'm fine, really.

I really don't see how it's possible that you actually think you're fine.

Like I said, it's a lot better than it's ever been! I have a social life and cat videos, I have nothing to complain about.

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