Test Drive 1

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Test Drive 1

Welcome to the beta test of BadgerNet, Multiversal Edition! Settle in and enjoy your posting experiences. Everything in this will be non-canon.

Here're some example prompts to play around with. You can make up your own!

1. An embarrassing moment of yours just got posted to the site. Oops!
2. Post your proudest moment to the site.
3. Hiccup Event: Vampires. Everyone affected is a vampire, your choice of what style of vampire.
4. Hiccup Event: Disney Princess. Animals just won't leave you alone!
5. Hiccup Event: Actor. You believe you're an actor playing the role of yourself as a character and you have the props and everything to prove it. Chill offstage and all that.
6. You're livestreaming a dramatic moment in your life.
7. Asking the people on the site for advice on something.

And so on. Be sure to read the rules and FAQ before posting.

Comments

Nakajima Atsushi | Bungou to Alchemist | Prismatica CRAU

[tigerpoet]

Any thoughts on how to explain to my coworkers why I came home one day with tails?

Assume I don't want to tell them the actual details.

Hypnos | Hades | sorry for no icons yet

[oneiroslacker]

I've been trying out a new line for when shades arrive in Hades. Tell me how this would sound to you if you'd just died suddenly:

"Welcome to Hades, have a nice death!"

Gershom Alter | Original Character

[accidentallich]

Yom Kippur just passed... It's a little too late for this year, but does anyone know a good substitute for fasting when you haven't eaten in centuries? I feel like I should do something different.

[departed_child_of_gods]

Clearly the answer is to act indignant that they didn't notice them sooner.

[tigerpoet]

Gaslighting them is mean??

Re: Hypnos | Hades | sorry for no icons yet

[departed_child_of_gods]

Frankly ANYTHING would have been nice to hear when I died. >:C

[departed_child_of_gods]

Also hilarious.

[oneiroslacker]

Whoever was in charge of greetings must've been a real slacker!

[tigerpoet]

I really can't agree with that... They're good people, mostly.

[departed_child_of_gods]

More like the folks who were supposed to take me when I died went "NOPE" and now I'm a zappy ghost.

[oneiroslacker]

Huh! Have you considered filing a complaint at your local temple?

Helena Stark (Rule!63 Howard Stark) l MCU

[flirtyinventor]

[Canon through Agent Carter so 1940s edition, treadjacks are a-ok!]

[A livestream of a lab accident aka something blows up goes here.]

Oh dear, should have adjusted that wire after all....

[departed_child_of_gods]

And yet you don't wanna trust them with explaining the tail dealio.

[tigerpoet]

It's not that I don't trust them. It's just embarrassing.

Eisuke Hondou | Detective Conan

[notsoclumsy]

There’s a Reason This Journal’s URL is notsoclumsy

[The video clicks on just in time to show...a blur of movement and a brief yell before the recording finally clears up. After a second the phone recording this is apparently picked up and turned around to show Eisuke’s face, who reacts in shock at seeing the phone is recording.]

“Wait, why is this recording?!”

[He then fumbles the camera off.]

Jumping to Bad Conclusions

I think I made some mistakes.
Anyways, I guess I'm back and able to talk again. Anything happen while I was away?

[You know, because he has nothing better to do while locked in an empty hospital room. Just...ignore the fact that he went completely AWOL from the community for a while there.]

[departed_child_of_gods]

I don't think it'd fly that well considering the religion of the local temple is half the reason I got stuck for thousands of years dead with nobody to talk to.

[oneiroslacker]

Sounds rough! Here at Hades we take our impartiality very seriously. A fair afterlife for everyone!

[departed_child_of_gods]

Pfft. People around here have tails all the time. Usually multiple.

[departed_child_of_gods]

Eh, it's fine. Turns out not having a corporeal body kinda rocks anyway.

[tigerpoet]

People in my world usually don't, and I don't really want to talk about the other world I went to...

[departed_child_of_gods]

I mean, it could be worse. I don't have feet anymore and people keep making stupid daikon radish jokes about it.

Osomatsu Matsuno | Osomatsu-San | Open to Threadjacking!

[zenryokubatankyu]

[2]

internet I have a story. one of my little brothers couldn't open like, this really tight jar, right? and this has happened before. no luck. i said 'give it to me' and i didn't think i could do it

i was wrong and i am a man of unparalleled strength everyone should be proud of me i got the Nutella open :D

[4]

internet i feel whimsical
like, it's not bad? but it's weird. it's a singy mood???
also holy shit there's a deer outside and it's looking at me like it expects something
what do you want from me you horned beast
pls send help i am prepared to cower after i express my emotions with a heartfelt ballad oh my god i'm turning into one of my little brothers
it's too late
save yourself

[5]

This is a pretty garbage part. I mean, seriously? What even is this? I'm the oldest of sextuplets, and that's probably my defining trait? I drink, and I gamble, and people find interest in that? Who? And for the love of God, why?

Does anyone know of any auditions for parts open with dignity? This is so not going on my resume. I'm meant for more challenging works, my word. Tch.

[oneiroslacker]

Can't relate! I like cuddling up with a nice fluffy pillow, and it'd be sort of a problem if I couldn't touch anything.

[tigerpoet]

I'm very sorry to hear that. I guess I shouldn't complain...

[departed_child_of_gods]

Who said I couldn't touch anything? Just means I can go through walls and don't have to get super hungry or tired anymore. It's a pretty good deal once you get past the millenia of vengeful rage about it.