Test Drive 1

[badgernet]

Test Drive 1

Welcome to the beta test of BadgerNet, Multiversal Edition! Settle in and enjoy your posting experiences. Everything in this will be non-canon.

Here're some example prompts to play around with. You can make up your own!

1. An embarrassing moment of yours just got posted to the site. Oops!
2. Post your proudest moment to the site.
3. Hiccup Event: Vampires. Everyone affected is a vampire, your choice of what style of vampire.
4. Hiccup Event: Disney Princess. Animals just won't leave you alone!
5. Hiccup Event: Actor. You believe you're an actor playing the role of yourself as a character and you have the props and everything to prove it. Chill offstage and all that.
6. You're livestreaming a dramatic moment in your life.
7. Asking the people on the site for advice on something.

And so on. Be sure to read the rules and FAQ before posting.

Comments

[oneiroslacker]

Oh, of course sir, I thought about it! But then I thought 'variety is the spice of death, and who wants to hear the same old boring greeting for centuries on end?'

[atleastimnotzeus_boy]

With one notable exception, they're not supposed to hear it for centuries on end. They're supposed to hear it once. When they arrive.

My foolish and accident-prone son to the contrary, but as they say on the Badgernet, he is an outlier who should not have been counted.

[oneiroslacker]

I wasn't counting him, sir! I was thinking of our hardworking staff!

[atleastimnotzeus_boy]

Hmn. A salient point.

Ask the others, my boy. Compile a list of salutations, and petition me with it. Nyx and I will see what options of those we should add to the rotation, as it were.

There is a certain amount of gravity this realm demands, but keeping such in mind, anything less liable to put you to sleep on duty is to be welcomed.

[oneiroslacker]

Yessir! You can count on me!

[sleeping on duty, him? never.]

[atleastimnotzeus_boy]

Hmph. If I could not count on you, I would not have lifted you to your position in the first place.

[oneiroslacker]

Careful, my lord! That almost sounded like a compliment.

[atleastimnotzeus_boy]

[Hypnos may hear a chuckle from the desk.]

Interpret it as you would.

[oneiroslacker]

[Hypnos is gonna be sparkling all day/night. He's even bouncing on his heels a little.]

Well then, I'll interpret it as nearly unheard of praise from Lord Hades!