Test Drive 1

[badgernet]

Test Drive 1

Welcome to the beta test of BadgerNet, Multiversal Edition! Settle in and enjoy your posting experiences. Everything in this will be non-canon.

Here're some example prompts to play around with. You can make up your own!

1. An embarrassing moment of yours just got posted to the site. Oops!
2. Post your proudest moment to the site.
3. Hiccup Event: Vampires. Everyone affected is a vampire, your choice of what style of vampire.
4. Hiccup Event: Disney Princess. Animals just won't leave you alone!
5. Hiccup Event: Actor. You believe you're an actor playing the role of yourself as a character and you have the props and everything to prove it. Chill offstage and all that.
6. You're livestreaming a dramatic moment in your life.
7. Asking the people on the site for advice on something.

And so on. Be sure to read the rules and FAQ before posting.

Comments

[superstylishsquid]

Can't say I'm surprised, I remember his stance on demons. Why do you think I just left, instead of trying to tell him how bored I was?

[patricided]

And to think he might have actually listened once you caught his attention. But I guess since you're so intent on being the bad guy it won't matter anyway.

[superstylishsquid]

Yeah well, I'm no Sparda. For most of us, trying to play the hero just gets you killed. And I had enough of that the first time around.

[patricided]

Neither is Trish, she manages just fine. So I guess that just makes you generally weaker than all of them.

[superstylishsquid]

I'm not talking about just running around killing the odd problem demon. That's just pest control. Heroism is things like taking on Mundus to protect humanity as a whole. And I'll have you know that I lasted longer against him than she did.

[patricided]

It's more than just the odd problem demon, there are plenty of smart ones here nowadays.

So you just want to fight Dante again and see if you win...He'd probably be up for it. He needs someone to beat him up now and again and bullets are too expensive for me to do it.

[superstylishsquid]

Can't say it wouldn't be cathartic. And if I did win, I wouldn't have to call him 'master' any more.

But aren't you worried I'd finish him off if I got the chance?

[patricided]

Not really. He's hard to kill. And he already beat you once, so I'm betting he'd kick your ass again.

[superstylishsquid]

He didn't beat me directly. It was a kind of supernatural contest, while I was still trapped in my sword and weakened by the seal Mundus had on me.

[patricided]

Still sounds like he beat you.

[superstylishsquid]

He beat me when I was at my weakest! I've recovered sense then.

[patricided]

Doesn't sound like you've recovered you senses since then.

[superstylishsquid]

...Why is written English so counter-intuitive?

I meant, I'm not weakened anymore.

[patricided]

Only for those learning it as a second language.

He'd still probably beat you. You're assuming he's remained kind of static.

[superstylishsquid]

Try fourth. English didn't even exist when I learned my second language.

You think I haven't been sharpening my own skills? I'd have to stop calling myself a warrior if I ever stopped doing that.

[patricided]

I kind of figured that part out a while back.

So just ask him for a fight and be done with it. You're making this way more complicated than necessary I'm beginning to wonder if you're scared.

[superstylishsquid]

I think you're misunderstanding the relationship between Devil Arm and master. He wouldn't have to give me a fair fight, and I'm not cocky enough to think I could beat him before it even matters.

If he was that weak, I'd be the one bossing him around from the start.

[patricided]

And if you think for a moment that in this case he wouldn't give you fair fight you clearly don't know him at all.

Now there's an image. Especially since I can think of exactly one person that can boss him around even remotely and she's all of nine.

[superstylishsquid]

Well, kids. Not surprised he has a hard time telling her no.

Anyway, I'm not expecting much consideration from a devil hunter who thinks it's Trish's 'humanity' that makes her worth an exception.

[patricided]

[Oh for the love of god. She'd throw her hands in the air if she weren't using them to balance her device to talk to this moron.]

Right. I hope you enjoy stubbornly stewing because you're clearly set on just blaming Dante for everything including your inability to communicate what you want.

[And with that she's washing her hands of this conversation.]