Test Drive 1

[badgernet]

Test Drive 1

Welcome to the beta test of BadgerNet, Multiversal Edition! Settle in and enjoy your posting experiences. Everything in this will be non-canon.

Here're some example prompts to play around with. You can make up your own!

1. An embarrassing moment of yours just got posted to the site. Oops!
2. Post your proudest moment to the site.
3. Hiccup Event: Vampires. Everyone affected is a vampire, your choice of what style of vampire.
4. Hiccup Event: Disney Princess. Animals just won't leave you alone!
5. Hiccup Event: Actor. You believe you're an actor playing the role of yourself as a character and you have the props and everything to prove it. Chill offstage and all that.
6. You're livestreaming a dramatic moment in your life.
7. Asking the people on the site for advice on something.

And so on. Be sure to read the rules and FAQ before posting.

Comments

[spider_queen]

My father's an incompetent narcissist who's so far up his own ass it's a wonder he can see anything other than his stomach. There's a reason I say I have three parents worth the name, and he's not one of them.

Better that than the 'actual scum of the earth' side of MMO Land.

[lightnovelexperiences]

given that we just got word that someone killed the god of space who's also the logout system for shiggles and that's why we're stuck here from, uh, the goddess of the hunt, no bets that we're going to be hunting for Gators later.

that's also why we got nerfed into oblivion. someone got hurt, so they took away our toys.


i'm sorry to hear you had to deal with shitty parents. hope your found family is doing right by you. god knows that's what I am to Sekh or what I try to be anyway

[spider_queen]

How charming of them. The people who decided to nuke the logout, not the nerf.

Mom got there in the end. Looking back I think she caught on to some of the problem sooner than I thought she did, but the Depression And Dysphoria Years were. Not good for paying attention to my surroundings. And she had the good sense from the beginning to hire some help to do the job she wasn't ready for and my father was never going to do, so. Three parents. Sure, most people wouldn't call the gardener one of their parents, but if I needed a non-toxic masculinity frame of reference I had it.

And frankly, Nanny kept the dark times from being even worse, even from a continent away. I wouldn't have been able to face her again.

[Arachne may slightly possibly have imprinted hard on the useful maternal figure of her childhood.]