Test Drive 1

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Test Drive 1

Welcome to the beta test of BadgerNet, Multiversal Edition! Settle in and enjoy your posting experiences. Everything in this will be non-canon.

Here're some example prompts to play around with. You can make up your own!

1. An embarrassing moment of yours just got posted to the site. Oops!
2. Post your proudest moment to the site.
3. Hiccup Event: Vampires. Everyone affected is a vampire, your choice of what style of vampire.
4. Hiccup Event: Disney Princess. Animals just won't leave you alone!
5. Hiccup Event: Actor. You believe you're an actor playing the role of yourself as a character and you have the props and everything to prove it. Chill offstage and all that.
6. You're livestreaming a dramatic moment in your life.
7. Asking the people on the site for advice on something.

And so on. Be sure to read the rules and FAQ before posting.

Comments

[oneiroslacker]

Huh! Have you considered filing a complaint at your local temple?

[departed_child_of_gods]

I don't think it'd fly that well considering the religion of the local temple is half the reason I got stuck for thousands of years dead with nobody to talk to.

[oneiroslacker]

Sounds rough! Here at Hades we take our impartiality very seriously. A fair afterlife for everyone!

[departed_child_of_gods]

Eh, it's fine. Turns out not having a corporeal body kinda rocks anyway.

[oneiroslacker]

Can't relate! I like cuddling up with a nice fluffy pillow, and it'd be sort of a problem if I couldn't touch anything.

[departed_child_of_gods]

Who said I couldn't touch anything? Just means I can go through walls and don't have to get super hungry or tired anymore. It's a pretty good deal once you get past the millenia of vengeful rage about it.

[oneiroslacker]

Still can't relate! Guess that's what comes from being the god of sleep.

[departed_child_of_gods]

Yeah I'd imagine that'd make it a bit rough.

[oneiroslacker]

Can you imagine being lectured for sleeping on the job? I'm sleep incarnate, what else am I supposed to do?

[departed_child_of_gods]

I dunno. Form a union with other sleep gods to stand up for yourself? I think Futo ran into someone like that a while back during the Perfect Possession Incident. A baku or something?

[oneiroslacker]

I will definitely do that right as soon as I meet any other sleep gods!