Test Drive 1

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Test Drive 1

Welcome to the beta test of BadgerNet, Multiversal Edition! Settle in and enjoy your posting experiences. Everything in this will be non-canon.

Here're some example prompts to play around with. You can make up your own!

1. An embarrassing moment of yours just got posted to the site. Oops!
2. Post your proudest moment to the site.
3. Hiccup Event: Vampires. Everyone affected is a vampire, your choice of what style of vampire.
4. Hiccup Event: Disney Princess. Animals just won't leave you alone!
5. Hiccup Event: Actor. You believe you're an actor playing the role of yourself as a character and you have the props and everything to prove it. Chill offstage and all that.
6. You're livestreaming a dramatic moment in your life.
7. Asking the people on the site for advice on something.

And so on. Be sure to read the rules and FAQ before posting.

Comments

[former_endboss]

1.
...As she lured him on, Miwa wished it would never end. But of course it had to end. She was, after all, the queen of the demons, and he was on the side of those magical girls. All of this-the beach, the brisk cool air of the oncoming autumn, was but an illusion, just like her. She would cast off her human appearance-and meet this boy in battle again. Part of her thrilled at the deception, but the rest of her....

Hmmmm. Should I go crude and talk about how much she wants this guy carnally, or keep it a bit flowery? She's not gonna act on it, but she is a demon so...

[ Mir is writing a romance novel. The main character is an expy of herself. ]

3.
...Okay, now it's nice to not be in a stasis cell. But can someone come and take this stake out of my heart?

6.
Is this-ah yes it is. Hello Badgernet, this is Mir, and I'm about to wrap up things here on Ar Tonelico. If you don't recognize the face, I'm bodyjacking right now, which is why I'm currently wearing Shurelia. Thank goodness she keeps her armor on all the time, it'll make this fight against these 'heroes' easier. As if such an accursed species could ever do anything heroic.

[ Mir is about to do the first 'ending' of Ar Tonelico ]

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[simplythehero]

Clarify the situation. Why are you fighting 'heroes'? What kind of accursed species.

I have only the one Shurelia icon for this, but it's her only robot-face anyways.

[former_endboss]

Oh, you want me to clarify? Well it is simple enough. They've kept me locked up for three hundred years, wouldn't anyone want to be free? And if they name themselves heroes, why, that makes me the villain doesn't it? Never mind my intent, or anything like that.

And they're humans-well, mostly humans, there's one Teru among them. But they're all my enemies, every last piece of human filth. There can be no forgiveness for seven centuries of sin and foolishness.

[simplythehero]

[...She's definitely keeping an eye on this one.]

Why locked up? Why hatred of humans?

[former_endboss]

I have waged war against them before. I lost, through the foolish 'heroic' sacrifice of those who couldn't stand to pay the price of ending such a tyrannical race. And those like me continued to suffer. That suffering is why I hate humans.

[simplythehero]

Understood, maybe. Humans are enslaving your kind?

[former_endboss]

I take great amusement in knowing that those same slavers hastened my escape.

[simplythehero]

Will need more examination of the situation. But initial conclusion is extreme reaction to unjust situation.

[former_endboss]

Don't you cast judgement at me.

...Oh, and they just beat my son. Ayatane, did you stay your hand for his sake? I made you of sterner stuff than that...

[simplythehero]

Is extremely few situations. Where killing entire species is the best action.

[former_endboss]

They would not have taken the hint of less extreme actions.

[simplythehero]

Hm. Can't judge without further information.