Test Drive 1

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Test Drive 1

Welcome to the beta test of BadgerNet, Multiversal Edition! Settle in and enjoy your posting experiences. Everything in this will be non-canon.

Here're some example prompts to play around with. You can make up your own!

1. An embarrassing moment of yours just got posted to the site. Oops!
2. Post your proudest moment to the site.
3. Hiccup Event: Vampires. Everyone affected is a vampire, your choice of what style of vampire.
4. Hiccup Event: Disney Princess. Animals just won't leave you alone!
5. Hiccup Event: Actor. You believe you're an actor playing the role of yourself as a character and you have the props and everything to prove it. Chill offstage and all that.
6. You're livestreaming a dramatic moment in your life.
7. Asking the people on the site for advice on something.

And so on. Be sure to read the rules and FAQ before posting.

Comments

[sassafrisk]

[Frisk has tried suave charm. Frisk has tried noble bearing. They are all out of options, and frankly, they are getting real tired of this.]

Full offense, Your Majesty, but you're not acting like a fool.

You're acting like a toddler.

Normally I'd go into a whole big speech here about how I can tell you've been through a lot, but even considering all of the bullshit this world has obviously put you through, that fact that you're acting like this proves you're a fundamentally immature brat who thinks that you're always in the right because the world has done you wrong.

I didn't came here to be a hero or whatever. I admit that I can be an arrogant little shit who ended up getting handed omnipotence on a silver platter way too early in life to handle that responsibility and that gave me several complexes that I'm still working through!

But that's the thing. At least I admit it.

I came here to see if my hunch was right—and I was really hoping it WASN'T, by the way!—that you were some sanctimonious wackjob who'd do anything to protect the vague ideal of "her people" even if it means getting blood on her hands, and surprise surprise, I was correct! Sanctimonious wackjobs have a place, though. Some people need to be selfish enough to protect the greater good, as long as you can recognize that you're not some divine being of pure justice. They can reflect and maybe even take a few steps back if they've gone too far. Not you, though.

I wasn't trying to fix everything. I just wanted to see if you had the balls to take a long look at yourself after doing something directly that you've only ordered your subordinates to do for you, if the circumstances of this IDF thing are any indication. And it looks like you don't. If you could've at least acknowledged that maybe you wouldn't have been happy with all that blood on your hands, I would've left here a happy "Invader," knowing that maybe you could be reasoned with to work together with others to solve your problem rather than act like a kid younger than you already are.

But no.

You simply ignored everything I said that did not suit the story you told yourself. You told yourself my wish to protect my own people didn't matter- no, you didn't consider my wish whatsoever, even when I explicitly told it to you.

You're nothing but a base hypocrite, a child with delusions of being the only one whose desires matter, just like Ramaa.

[antisekai]

Azra. They are yours to do with what you will. I apologize for wasting your time.

[That's all you're getting, Frisk. Camiel is out, Taro leading her back the way they came.]

[sassafrisk]

Yeah, cool. Just to be clear, when you do end up twisting whatever justification you have into a mobius strip to invade other worlds yourself, I'll still be there to call you a big fat hypocrite to your face before giving you a taste of your own medicine—nonlethally—and kicking you off the planet.

Peace, jackass.

[They flash an angry peace sign at Cami before activating Time Compression. And in a blink of an eye they're in their cockpit again, taking off while rolling their eyes.]