Test Drive 1

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Test Drive 1

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Osomatsu Matsuno | Osomatsu-San | Open to Threadjacking!

[zenryokubatankyu]

[2]

internet I have a story. one of my little brothers couldn't open like, this really tight jar, right? and this has happened before. no luck. i said 'give it to me' and i didn't think i could do it

i was wrong and i am a man of unparalleled strength everyone should be proud of me i got the Nutella open :D

[4]

internet i feel whimsical
like, it's not bad? but it's weird. it's a singy mood???
also holy shit there's a deer outside and it's looking at me like it expects something
what do you want from me you horned beast
pls send help i am prepared to cower after i express my emotions with a heartfelt ballad oh my god i'm turning into one of my little brothers
it's too late
save yourself

[5]

This is a pretty garbage part. I mean, seriously? What even is this? I'm the oldest of sextuplets, and that's probably my defining trait? I drink, and I gamble, and people find interest in that? Who? And for the love of God, why?

Does anyone know of any auditions for parts open with dignity? This is so not going on my resume. I'm meant for more challenging works, my word. Tch.

4

[phobophage]

Why do I feel a urge to turn into one of my animal forms and frolick around you.

[zenryokubatankyu]

okay i've got a lot of questions about 'animal forms' but i'm not sure, really

i've now attracted an entire forest though.
there are raccoons.
they want to help with the dishes, i think

[phobophage]

So clearly the predator animal in me is affected by whatever this is. How curious! Usually I just feel a urge to stalk and hunt animals and people from that part, but now I just feel a urge to be around you and help you.

It's annoying.

[zenryokubatankyu]

...that first bit sounds troubling but i like the bit about helping me. most people want to be around me. i'm just that kinda guy. a real charisma legend, y'know?

i think it's for the best! i've got lotsa chores anyway and there's like, a raccoon family in the kitchen?
they're doing the dishes.

[phobophage]

Now the animal part of me that wants to help you is warring with the person part of me that wants to paint your walls with your blood.

You're annoying, is what.

[Normally she wouldn't react this strongly, but she's in a bad mood right now.]

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[textelepathy]

HELL yeah, bro! you got that shit!
that nutella ain't even stood a CHANCE



oh and hey what's nutella?

[zenryokubatankyu]

YEAAAAH THAT'S HOW IT IS MY DUDES

oh, uh
it's like peanut butter?
but it's funky. it's funky peanut butter.

[textelepathy]

okay, i'm only asking this because our crechemate is a fancy chef now and sometimes we put the things she makes in our mouths and regret it
so when you say 'funky' you don't mean like
'blue cheese' funky do ya?

[zenryokubatankyu]

i have no idea what a crechemate is but that sounds French

and nah, nah. not blue cheese funky. that's the bad funky. i mean the good kind. where you're like 'I dunno, this tastes a little weird' but then you start to get into it
and then you start eating Nutella sammiches and you're just like 'well guess I'm here now' because it became a habit, and now you're used to it, and you think it's good
you can't explain why it's good
but it is.

2

[tigerpoet]

A jar of nutella? Really? How impressive.

[sorry you got the asshole split personality today]

[zenryokubatankyu]

right? it's super impressive! the last time this kind of thing happened mom tossed the jar out the window 'cause no one could handle it

but this time i did!!!! i'm really impressive!!!

[It's okay, he's an idiot anyway.]

[tigerpoet]

That was sarcasm.

[zenryokubatankyu]

...oh.
i liked it better when it was genuine?
so i like to think that instead...you meant it deep in your heart!
you should be more honest!

[tigerpoet]

Tch. I can see why my other half likes you.

[just casually pretending he and outer have cr, that's how tagging multiple test drives works right]

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[sailorfuk_u]

oh shit did you make eye contact with it?

[zenryokubatankyu]

i might've
why do you think it senses fear
we're kind of in this staredown right now and i opened my mouth and it perked up
i either have charmed it or it is trying to decide my fate
i'm kinda freaked out either way

[sailorfuk_u]

yeah they totally sense fear
ungulates don't fuck around
you're going to have to establish dominance

[zenryokubatankyu]

oh fuck
how
do i like, try to make myself look bigger
it's pretty huge

2

[of_her_own_accord]

I assure you that though you cannot hear it, I am golf-clapping your achievement.

[zenryokubatankyu]

thanks!!! that means a lot to me it was real tough

you done anything special yourself lately????? we can mutual celebrate if you have :D

[of_her_own_accord]

[Boy, Accord knows sarcasm translates poorly on the internet but that's a new low.]

Not yet. I'll let you know when I've managed to successfully open an especially pesky bag of chips or something.

[zenryokubatankyu]

you shou

oh hey wait that's sarcastic isn't it.
it was difficult!
you gotta take pride in even the little things...

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[atleastimnotzeus_boy]

Truly a feat worthy of the attention of the Gods.

Dionysus, perhaps.

[zenryokubatankyu]

dionysus..

is he the one who throws rockin' parties? i think
i barely know myth stuff but i'm okay with that
me and my godlike partying self