Test Drive 1

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Test Drive 1

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[lightnovelexperiences]

did it drop any fat loot and if so how many affixes we talking

the record for us has to be the Least Bloodthirsty Ornate Glassteel Longsword of Meredar that our gal paladin just found sitting in a talismonger’s

[preventedmurder]

Unfortunately grimm tend to just evaporate. No big deer skull masks or monster spleens to collect 48 of or whatever.

I guess in theory someone's weapon could've gotten lodged in there, but this is one of the weird ones that just periodically, like

Respawns like things do in games, so it was only technically running around for a couple months.

Also you should just name your weapons one or two words like a normal society.

i actually rolled this up using the Minor Weapon Properties table in the D&D DMG

[lightnovelexperiences]

oh trust me we do. this is the game engine randomly gluing properties onto a procedural generated magic weapon.

Least, meaning worst combat bonus. Bloodthirsty, inert until it deals a Burst of damage - Leesh can prick her finger for it. Ornate, meaning it's blinged out. Glassteel, meaning its Faerie make and very light. Of Meredar, meaning it floats in water and it's owner gets a passive bonus to swimming.

I hate that I had to memorize each and every one of those goddamn affixes as a survival tool but it is what it is.

[preventedmurder]

So...it's an expensive flotation device.