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BadgerNet Multiversal ([personal profile] badgernet) wrote in [community profile] badgernet_ooc2020-09-29 05:42 pm
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Test Drive 1

Test Drive 1



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devoutish: (give a man a hammer‚ he'll build a house)

Alfie Solomons | Peaky Blinders

[personal profile] devoutish 2020-09-29 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[video]

[The network takes over one of Alfie's ledger books at a little before midnight on a night when he's up working late, and he is immediately certain of two things: one, this is a powerful and fantastical thing, the likes of which he has never seen nor heard of before.

And two, he absolutely does not have time for this right now.

From the way the book is positioned, viewers don't get a view of his full face - just the edge of his mouth and the left side of a full, neatly-trimmed beard. Also in the shot are the dark wood wall panels of his poorly-lit office, a strew of papers across the desk, and a very old-fashioned telephone.]


Fuck off.

[He says, his voice deep and gravely and extremely Cockney.]

I'm busy.

[Wondrous magical marvels can come later, thank you; right now, he has to work.]
Edited 2020-09-29 23:28 (UTC)
flirtyinventor: (3)

Re: Alfie Solomons | Peaky Blinders

[personal profile] flirtyinventor 2020-09-29 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You and me both, especially since this is quite impossible!
devoutish: (like booze ever killed anyone)

Re: Alfie Solomons | Peaky Blinders

[personal profile] devoutish 2020-09-30 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it is. You, you that I'm talking to right now - you are impossible.

[so what pray tell the fuck, ma'am]
silentsummoning: (suspicion)

[video]

[personal profile] silentsummoning 2020-09-30 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a dog person in a regal looking gold-trimmed purple robe sitting on what looks to be a throne, looking just as annoyed. And she has a golden crown on her head.]

I'm busy, too. Got mountains of paperwork, the sort I can't just delegate. Clearly some fool is pranking those who has better things to do. I will have to have someone investigate this.
devoutish: (I always give 110%)

[video]

[personal profile] devoutish 2020-09-30 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
What breed are you?

[Look, if he's going to hallucinate weird bullshit, he's at least going to have fun with it.]
silentsummoning: (smirk)

[personal profile] silentsummoning 2020-09-30 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Me? I'm Auau Ponomumu, one of the Kikin people considered as lowly. But we're more than what people think of us.

[She is gonna brag about her people okay.]
devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

[personal profile] devoutish 2020-09-30 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
You're sure you're not a poodle? You do look a bit like a poodle.
silentsummoning: (confusion)

She's based off a scottish terrier in case you were curious

[personal profile] silentsummoning 2020-09-30 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
And what would be a poodle? Another term for my people?
devoutish: (I always give 110%)

aaaaaa cute

[personal profile] devoutish 2020-09-30 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Fluffy thing. Often white. Some people take shears to them, and make shapes out of the fur.
silentsummoning: (suspicion)

[personal profile] silentsummoning 2020-09-30 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
There will be no shearing my fur. But they do sound more like pets than people.
aesopsfunerals: (Default)

[personal profile] aesopsfunerals 2020-09-30 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
It won't leave you alone. I've tried.

[ If he hadn't elected to reply through text, Alfie could have seen the exhaustion in this poor man's eyes as he wrote. ]
devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

video

[personal profile] devoutish 2020-09-30 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You haven't tried everything, surely.

[Have you tried throwing it against the wall yet? BRB, he's going to give that a go. Enjoy the dizzying view as the feed films itself sailing through the air.]
Edited (whoop, forgot i was doing video for him) 2020-09-30 23:33 (UTC)
aesopsfunerals: (Default)

Switching to audio then.

[personal profile] aesopsfunerals 2020-10-03 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yes, this is a lovely view being projected on the wall here by his flying camera "friend..."

Aesop sighs and closes the journal...

... He has to talk to it now, doesn't he? ]


........ If you can hear this, that didn't work either.
lightnovelexperiences: (blown back)

[personal profile] lightnovelexperiences 2020-09-30 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, you're not doing this on purpose? I compulsively meme anyway so BadgerNet tends to leave me alone, but uh.

Welcome to BadgerNet, it likes to badger folk?

[notably given her icons... the voice talking is a wavery tenor. And the face in the book is of an overweight mannish-looking fellow in glasses, who definitely has an Ashkenaz schnoz.]
devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

[personal profile] devoutish 2020-09-30 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You compulsively what.

[Explain your newfangled terminology, Deedee!]
lightnovelexperiences: (nervous)

[personal profile] lightnovelexperiences 2020-10-01 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Meme. Uh, joke, make pataphorical references to media we've absorbed, sometimes involving putting the words of characters into cats caught in awkward poses. Making obscure-ass triple pun reacharounds that would make Maimonides squint.

For example.

[He posts this... incomprehensible garbage meme, and then winces and shrugs and gets anxious and stuttery.]

This would probably mean more to you if you had ever heard of Another World Online. Or Kamen Rider Build. Or - or, uh, okay, bad example...
atleastimnotzeus_boy: (Default)

Re: Alfie Solomons | Peaky Blinders

[personal profile] atleastimnotzeus_boy 2020-09-30 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, these wretched scrolls will not leave you alone until you make at least a token effort to, hmn. Badger those people of the myriad realms that now have your full attention, appropriately enough given this Interworld Web's sobriquet.

I see you and I share a profession, of sorts. I am similarly an auditor of wealth. If I told you that I was the Lord Hades, would you disbelieve? You will come to hear stranger things in time.
devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

[personal profile] devoutish 2020-09-30 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You've got half my attention at best, mate.

[Which is honestly more posturing than truth at this point. He scratches thoughtfully at his beard, considering the words on the page.]

Have you got any pomegranate seeds for me?