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Nakajima Atsushi | Bungou to Alchemist | Prismatica CRAU

[tigerpoet]

Any thoughts on how to explain to my coworkers why I came home one day with tails?

Assume I don't want to tell them the actual details.

[departed_child_of_gods]

Clearly the answer is to act indignant that they didn't notice them sooner.

[tigerpoet]

Gaslighting them is mean??

[departed_child_of_gods]

Also hilarious.

[tigerpoet]

I really can't agree with that... They're good people, mostly.

[departed_child_of_gods]

And yet you don't wanna trust them with explaining the tail dealio.

i'm sorry for them

[textelepathy]

field-testing some advanced animatronics for a friend?
or experimental digital projection tech?
or maybe you're trying out being a furry?

wait, you can't just try being a furry you either are one or you aren't
ain't that how that works?
oh what the hell sib
that's bullshit
if this person wants to wear tails for a while and see if that makes them feel more like themself
but then like
it doesn't and they stop there's nothing wrong with that?

[tigerpoet]

I was with a centaur once, does that make me a furry already?

[textelepathy]

hold up
what does that mean

[tigerpoet]

A centaur? Half-horse, half-human.

[textelepathy]

no no we know that part
the thing about being with one
what's that about

DID YOU FUCK A CENTAUR

[preventedmurder]

Tell them all the cool kids have animal parts now

Source: an expert

[tigerpoet]

They are all a bit out of touch... they might believe that.

[preventedmurder]

I'm also guessing from context that you're not from one of these places where that's normal.

Well, i guess it's not normal to grow NEW ones even around here. That actually would be weird.

[tigerpoet]

No, it's not. I went to another world for a while, but time didn't pass for them while I was gone, so it's like I grew nine tails overnight.

[preventedmurder]

nine?

*NINE?

That's kind of impressive. Are you comfortable sharing, or no?

[aesopsfunerals]

Why do you have tails?

[tigerpoet]

I went to another world for a while, that gave people animal features sometimes based on physical intimacy.

[aesopsfunerals]

[ O...Kay? ]

Then don't get intimate with anyone at work.

[tigerpoet]

I wasn't going to!

[lightnovelexperiences]

Hey, if you figure it out, let me know. At least my roommate also went Full Furry when we got isekai’d. Furrier than me, even, Vulpes are like 25% furry while Basti are getting to the Dangerously Cheesy end of the furometer.

[tigerpoet]

I have nine fox tails, so that's pretty furry by volume, I think?

[lightnovelexperiences]

if you don't at LEAST have digitigrade legs then get outta my face with that nekomimi shit

the basti have the funny legs where they walk on the balls of their feet and they have muzzles. vulpecians like my avvie don't, but we do have the ears and tail.

also the full nine tails, huh? nice. are you particularly good at magic or are you, no offense, just older than a century?

[tigerpoet]

It depends if you count time while I was dead? I was born in 1909.

[lightnovelexperiences]

given that I'm from my 2040's that would do it, yeah. What year is it where you are?

Kitsune, and gumiho and huji ling and the like, get tails as they age according to the stories. It correlates with being magical badasses cause those tend to live that long, but spiritual power isn't the cause of it.

Unless you're a white guy writing something mangaesque or something.